1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:01:16,767 --> 00:01:20,430 "Merry Widow" 3 00:01:35,185 --> 00:01:38,518 Oh, what fun we were there when they fall 4 00:01:38,655 --> 00:01:41,920 We have a reason that's worth marching for 5 00:01:42,059 --> 00:01:45,495 Not for battle or banner or foe 6 00:01:45,629 --> 00:01:49,429 but for girls... 7 00:01:49,566 --> 00:01:50,533 When we're marching 8 00:01:50,667 --> 00:01:56,333 we never retreat for we're charging a foe that is swift. 9 00:01:56,473 --> 00:02:00,034 But when we're caught in a swell of the enemy's girls... 10 00:02:00,344 --> 00:02:03,609 Danilo... 11 00:02:03,747 --> 00:02:06,841 For our country will never make war 12 00:02:06,984 --> 00:02:10,351 We have a reason that's worth marching for 13 00:02:10,487 --> 00:02:13,923 Not for battle or banner or foe 14 00:02:14,058 --> 00:02:17,425 but for girls... 15 00:02:17,561 --> 00:02:18,550 When we're marching 16 00:02:18,695 --> 00:02:24,565 we never retreat for we're charging a foe that is swift. 17 00:02:24,701 --> 00:02:27,295 But when we're caught in the swell of the enemy's girls 18 00:02:28,272 --> 00:02:32,299 then surrender to girls... 19 00:03:45,682 --> 00:03:47,274 You may continue. 20 00:03:48,252 --> 00:03:49,549 Thank you, madam. 21 00:04:59,890 --> 00:05:01,289 Madam. 22 00:05:10,534 --> 00:05:11,296 Pardon me, madam 23 00:05:11,435 --> 00:05:14,529 for trespassing in your estate and intruding in your privacy. 24 00:05:14,671 --> 00:05:15,399 What do you want? 25 00:05:15,539 --> 00:05:19,566 I come to deliver a confidential letter. 26 00:05:19,710 --> 00:05:21,974 This is very important, Madam. 27 00:05:25,349 --> 00:05:27,044 Madam Sonia 28 00:05:27,351 --> 00:05:30,946 if you should ever meet Count Danilo 29 00:05:31,088 --> 00:05:33,989 let me tell you he is terrific. 30 00:05:35,559 --> 00:05:40,587 What is this? Count Danilo? Terrific? 31 00:05:40,731 --> 00:05:42,392 That's what people said. 32 00:05:42,532 --> 00:05:44,591 Danilo? Danilo? 33 00:05:44,735 --> 00:05:46,293 Yes, Count Danilo. 34 00:05:46,436 --> 00:05:49,530 Now, Madam, this is absolutely between you and me. 35 00:05:49,673 --> 00:05:52,369 This Count Danilo is crazy to meet you. 36 00:05:52,509 --> 00:05:55,740 He tried everything. In fact, he's desperate. 37 00:05:55,879 --> 00:05:59,406 I really feel sorry for the man, but you're such a widow. 38 00:05:59,549 --> 00:06:03,508 Pardon me, Madam, what I mean is you live in complete seclusion 39 00:06:03,654 --> 00:06:06,646 and the poor man has no chance to meet you socially. 40 00:06:06,790 --> 00:06:08,451 Well, I'm very sorry. 41 00:06:08,592 --> 00:06:11,720 I never heard of the gentleman and I'm not interested. 42 00:06:11,862 --> 00:06:13,625 Oh, you will be, Madam. 43 00:06:13,764 --> 00:06:15,527 The man is in such a state of man 44 00:06:15,666 --> 00:06:17,998 there is no telling what he may do. 45 00:06:18,302 --> 00:06:20,236 Who is this Count Danilo? 46 00:06:21,571 --> 00:06:22,868 Me. 47 00:06:24,207 --> 00:06:26,767 Who wrote this letter? 48 00:06:26,910 --> 00:06:28,707 I. 49 00:06:28,845 --> 00:06:29,675 I don't understand. 50 00:06:29,813 --> 00:06:30,837 What do you want? 51 00:06:30,981 --> 00:06:35,918 An answer. Yes or... when. 52 00:06:37,020 --> 00:06:39,250 If you don't leave immediately I shall report you to the king. 53 00:06:39,389 --> 00:06:40,447 Oh, please, please. 54 00:06:40,590 --> 00:06:43,423 Let me stay only a little while and you may recommend me 55 00:06:43,560 --> 00:06:44,959 to the queen. 56 00:06:45,095 --> 00:06:46,995 It's hard to believe that an officer of the royal guard... 57 00:06:47,130 --> 00:06:49,564 Dares to approach the richest, most powerful woman in the country... 58 00:06:49,700 --> 00:06:51,691 And behaves like a silly young cadet. 59 00:06:51,835 --> 00:06:53,530 It's an outrage. 60 00:06:53,670 --> 00:06:55,831 Now, don't get excited, please. 61 00:06:55,972 --> 00:06:56,870 I am... 62 00:06:57,007 --> 00:06:59,771 Unjust, that's what you are. 63 00:06:59,910 --> 00:07:01,707 Put yourself in my position. 64 00:07:01,845 --> 00:07:04,370 Imagine you saying all those lovely things to me 65 00:07:04,514 --> 00:07:06,539 and me wearing your mask. 66 00:07:06,683 --> 00:07:09,982 Won't you spend sleepless nights wondering what I look like? 67 00:07:10,120 --> 00:07:11,849 Well, my situation is much worse. 68 00:07:11,988 --> 00:07:13,888 I haven't slept for months. 69 00:07:14,024 --> 00:07:14,319 Then I think it would be very wise 70 00:07:15,292 --> 00:07:16,691 if you leave immediately and go to bed. 71 00:07:16,827 --> 00:07:18,226 And dream about you. 72 00:07:18,362 --> 00:07:20,956 No. No. You're cruel, Madam. 73 00:07:21,264 --> 00:07:22,993 You're torturing me. 74 00:07:23,133 --> 00:07:24,532 Day by day, I've been watching you 75 00:07:24,668 --> 00:07:26,659 when you're riding your carriage in the street. 76 00:07:26,803 --> 00:07:28,031 I come up here every night. 77 00:07:28,338 --> 00:07:29,965 I suppose I'll have to call my servant. 78 00:07:30,107 --> 00:07:31,938 They're all bribed. 79 00:07:32,075 --> 00:07:34,407 Do you know I've been feeding your dogs 80 00:07:34,544 --> 00:07:38,571 with the finest imported salami just to get quite a glimpse of you 81 00:07:38,715 --> 00:07:39,977 and what do I see? 82 00:07:40,117 --> 00:07:41,015 Your lovely little hands, 83 00:07:41,318 --> 00:07:43,980 your dainty little feet and yet the most beautiful thing. 84 00:07:44,287 --> 00:07:45,618 Stop it. 85 00:07:45,756 --> 00:07:48,657 Tell me. You're eyes. 86 00:07:48,792 --> 00:07:51,727 Are they blue or brown? 87 00:07:51,862 --> 00:07:56,265 Are you pretty or beautiful? 88 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:57,264 Gorgeous. 89 00:07:57,401 --> 00:07:58,993 No. This is no time for joking. 90 00:07:59,302 --> 00:08:01,964 I have been in many situations but this is too much. 91 00:08:02,105 --> 00:08:05,370 There's not a window in Marshovia that I haven't jumped out. 92 00:08:05,509 --> 00:08:07,602 I've got around every kinds of band 93 00:08:07,744 --> 00:08:10,008 but here I'm block. By what? 94 00:08:10,147 --> 00:08:12,581 By your piece of flimsy material. 95 00:08:12,716 --> 00:08:14,081 Oh, please. Have mercy. 96 00:08:14,384 --> 00:08:16,852 Leave the veil between us, Madam. 97 00:08:16,987 --> 00:08:18,784 Be a nice girl. 98 00:08:19,790 --> 00:08:22,520 My dear Count, I'm very sorry 99 00:08:22,659 --> 00:08:23,956 to be the cause of your suffering. 100 00:08:24,261 --> 00:08:25,956 But, no... l... 101 00:08:26,096 --> 00:08:29,930 But unfortunately, we are in Marshovia and I am a widow. 102 00:08:30,066 --> 00:08:32,330 Why don't you throw away this old custom of ours? 103 00:08:32,469 --> 00:08:33,401 And take off my veil. 104 00:08:33,537 --> 00:08:34,868 Yes. 105 00:08:35,005 --> 00:08:37,269 I'd do it in a minute if there is any reason for it 106 00:08:38,241 --> 00:08:42,837 or the slightest temptation, but there isn't. 107 00:08:43,947 --> 00:08:46,347 Maybe you can't see me very well? 108 00:08:46,483 --> 00:08:49,281 Oh, yes. In fact, too well. 109 00:08:50,253 --> 00:08:55,850 I'll admit you're very funny but not terrific. 110 00:09:00,864 --> 00:09:02,957 Not even carousal. 111 00:09:16,913 --> 00:09:20,974 Madam, I want you to understand once and for all. 112 00:09:21,284 --> 00:09:23,878 Our romance is over. 113 00:09:24,020 --> 00:09:25,248 Don't count on it any further. 114 00:09:26,223 --> 00:09:29,386 I've tried to bring the moonlight into your eyes 115 00:09:29,526 --> 00:09:31,016 but you pull down the shade. 116 00:09:31,161 --> 00:09:35,257 Alright. Forget me, if you can. 117 00:09:35,398 --> 00:09:37,229 Go back to your solitude. 118 00:09:37,367 --> 00:09:41,633 Put on your loveliest negligee and wish yourself good night. 119 00:09:41,771 --> 00:09:47,403 And please, don't include me even in your dreams, will you? 120 00:09:47,544 --> 00:09:49,034 Good night. 121 00:10:18,475 --> 00:10:21,273 Well? I'm afraid not again. 122 00:10:21,411 --> 00:10:22,639 Come, Muska. 123 00:10:30,387 --> 00:10:31,945 No more salami. 124 00:12:07,550 --> 00:12:15,616 A night in romance is underlying done, 125 00:12:15,759 --> 00:12:24,531 in vain through my window the moonlight is drawn. 126 00:12:24,668 --> 00:12:34,304 Oh, Viria, oh, Viria, oh, yes, that's my tune. 127 00:12:34,444 --> 00:12:41,043 I love the shepherd who run for the truth. 128 00:12:52,595 --> 00:13:01,299 Viria, oh, Viria, don't leave me alone. 129 00:13:01,438 --> 00:13:07,900 My little, my little love to you. 130 00:13:12,048 --> 00:13:19,614 Viria, oh, Viria. 131 00:13:19,756 --> 00:13:25,388 I'm waiting for love, lonely without thee was I. 132 00:13:43,113 --> 00:13:51,817 Viria, oh, Viria, don't leave me alone. 133 00:13:51,955 --> 00:13:59,054 Love goes to love and my heart is your own. 134 00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:09,297 Viria, oh. Viria, don't leave me alone. 135 00:14:24,220 --> 00:14:31,422 Lonely with only my song. Lonely without thee. 136 00:15:08,364 --> 00:15:10,093 Good night. Good night, madam. 137 00:15:13,469 --> 00:15:15,369 Oh, just a minute, before I forget. Melissa? 138 00:15:15,505 --> 00:15:15,971 Yes, Madam. 139 00:15:16,272 --> 00:15:17,739 Would you ask the secretary to find out 140 00:15:17,874 --> 00:15:21,901 the address of a certain, ah, of a certain, ah, 141 00:15:22,045 --> 00:15:25,947 what's his name? Count Danilo. 142 00:15:26,082 --> 00:15:27,276 Oh, Count Danilo lives in Queen's Avenue. 143 00:15:28,251 --> 00:15:32,244 No. 25, second floor, apartment B 144 00:15:39,095 --> 00:15:42,030 Thank you. Never mind. That's all. 145 00:15:43,867 --> 00:15:45,357 Good night, Madam. 146 00:15:46,903 --> 00:15:51,806 Good night, Madam. Good night, Madam. 147 00:17:32,342 --> 00:17:37,041 I thought that this day could be the day 148 00:17:37,180 --> 00:17:46,919 when my heart would find your love, your love again. 149 00:17:48,391 --> 00:17:53,693 I thought that this day would be the day 150 00:17:53,830 --> 00:18:01,293 and my heart would learn to dance dance again. 151 00:18:03,473 --> 00:18:09,776 It was all just a fleeting dream. 152 00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:17,911 Men are not, not what they seem. 153 00:18:18,054 --> 00:18:25,984 And this beautiful day only taught me to regret 154 00:18:26,129 --> 00:18:35,401 but tonight will teach me to forget. 155 00:19:04,467 --> 00:19:09,598 I lay await, he's forgetting me. 156 00:19:09,739 --> 00:19:16,372 It was just not meant to be. 157 00:19:16,512 --> 00:19:24,419 And so it is, I must close my book on dreams 158 00:19:27,557 --> 00:19:34,827 and I sealed it with regret and forget. 159 00:20:05,661 --> 00:20:06,650 Madam Menosca. Yes, madam. 160 00:20:06,796 --> 00:20:07,763 My new dress. Yes, madam. 161 00:20:07,897 --> 00:20:08,625 Get everything ready. 162 00:20:08,764 --> 00:20:11,062 We're going to Paris tomorrow, tomorrow morning, 163 00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:12,895 as soon as possible. Yes, madam. 164 00:20:13,970 --> 00:20:15,528 There's a limit to every widow. 165 00:20:35,424 --> 00:20:39,258 The melody of laughter flowed many times that 166 00:20:40,229 --> 00:20:43,494 it flows here many times 167 00:20:43,633 --> 00:20:45,965 Pretty lover, your pearls and your lavander, 168 00:20:46,269 --> 00:20:50,000 soon will enlighten the eye of each cavalier. 169 00:20:50,139 --> 00:20:54,405 Around a lei of roses and glances and he glances like romances 170 00:20:54,544 --> 00:21:00,744 once again I meant to be melody of love in Paris in the spring. 171 00:21:29,478 --> 00:21:30,410 Who is it? 172 00:21:30,546 --> 00:21:32,741 It's your suspenders, your Majesty 173 00:21:37,887 --> 00:21:39,582 Any news, your Majesty. 174 00:21:39,722 --> 00:21:41,815 Conditions are bad. Terrible. 175 00:21:41,958 --> 00:21:43,585 What do you hear? 176 00:21:43,726 --> 00:21:44,693 Well, you see, your Majesty. 177 00:21:44,827 --> 00:21:46,658 After all, we're a sheep and cow country. 178 00:21:46,796 --> 00:21:47,956 Who's complaining now? 179 00:21:48,097 --> 00:21:48,961 The shepherds. 180 00:21:49,098 --> 00:21:50,395 Ah. 181 00:21:50,533 --> 00:21:52,330 I overheard two shepherds in the street yesterday. 182 00:21:53,302 --> 00:21:54,769 What did they say? 183 00:21:54,904 --> 00:21:56,462 Now, tell me... 184 00:21:56,606 --> 00:21:58,506 The opinion of the shepherd on the street, 185 00:21:58,641 --> 00:22:00,074 that's what I want to know. 186 00:22:00,209 --> 00:22:01,506 They say when the richest woman 187 00:22:01,644 --> 00:22:03,908 gets fed up in the country and leaves. 188 00:22:04,046 --> 00:22:06,344 Ah. So they're blaming me for everything. 189 00:22:07,316 --> 00:22:09,409 They're even telling jokes about your Majesty. 190 00:22:09,552 --> 00:22:13,352 Are they funny? That's bad. 191 00:22:13,489 --> 00:22:14,683 If conditions don't improve, 192 00:22:14,824 --> 00:22:17,019 the shepherds are going to organize 193 00:22:17,326 --> 00:22:20,261 They say there's already some talk of black sheep movement. 194 00:22:20,396 --> 00:22:22,261 Were they prominent shepherds? 195 00:22:22,398 --> 00:22:23,490 Couple of East side shepherds. 196 00:22:23,633 --> 00:22:24,895 Intellectuals? Yes. 197 00:22:25,034 --> 00:22:26,695 Let them talk. 198 00:22:38,114 --> 00:22:40,810 Are you staying out late tonight, darling? 199 00:22:40,950 --> 00:22:44,044 You ought to know how it is these cabinet meetings. 200 00:22:44,186 --> 00:22:45,312 Do you think it will last all night? 201 00:22:46,289 --> 00:22:48,052 Now, please don't bother me. 202 00:22:48,190 --> 00:22:49,885 Too enough to have a widow in Paris 203 00:22:50,026 --> 00:22:52,358 to worry about without having a Queen in bed nagging me. 204 00:22:52,495 --> 00:22:54,463 Widow. Widow. That's all I hear. 205 00:22:54,597 --> 00:22:56,360 A king worrying about a widow. 206 00:22:56,499 --> 00:22:58,729 Not a widow. The widow. 207 00:22:58,868 --> 00:23:00,096 The richest widow in the world. 208 00:23:00,403 --> 00:23:01,097 In Europe. 209 00:23:01,404 --> 00:23:04,100 Well, anyhow, she owns more than half of Marshovia. 210 00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:06,367 Do you realize that she is in every cow 211 00:23:06,509 --> 00:23:09,307 in the country for 52 percent? 212 00:23:10,279 --> 00:23:13,442 But you belong to me, don't you, darling? 213 00:23:14,717 --> 00:23:17,982 Read this telegraph from our ambassador in Paris. 214 00:23:22,124 --> 00:23:24,354 Widow sensation in Paris. 215 00:23:24,493 --> 00:23:28,623 Fortune hunters are arriving daily. Marriage in the air. 216 00:23:28,764 --> 00:23:31,062 Unless Marshovia acts quickly, 217 00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:34,897 fear national fortune goes into foreign hands. 218 00:23:35,037 --> 00:23:39,565 I know what to do but am too old to do it. 219 00:23:40,976 --> 00:23:43,809 Darling, how late do you think you'll be denied? 220 00:23:44,914 --> 00:23:46,643 Now, let me pump this into your head. 221 00:23:46,782 --> 00:23:49,012 You and I are living on her taxes. 222 00:23:49,151 --> 00:23:50,379 If she doesn't come back, 223 00:23:50,519 --> 00:23:52,009 if she withdraws her money from the country, 224 00:23:52,321 --> 00:23:53,583 the National Bank will close. 225 00:23:53,723 --> 00:23:55,281 The country goes bankrupt. 226 00:23:55,424 --> 00:23:56,755 There will be a revolution. 227 00:23:56,892 --> 00:23:59,053 Then we'll be trampled from our throne. 228 00:23:59,195 --> 00:24:00,822 Ugly. Something must be done. 229 00:24:00,963 --> 00:24:02,453 Something will be done. 230 00:24:02,598 --> 00:24:05,089 And tonight. This is a secret. 231 00:24:05,401 --> 00:24:08,336 The cabinet figures that we have to meet foreign competition. 232 00:24:08,471 --> 00:24:11,634 Therefore, we're sending a special envoy. 233 00:24:11,774 --> 00:24:13,935 A real man who is not too old. 234 00:24:14,076 --> 00:24:14,940 And knows what to do. 235 00:24:15,077 --> 00:24:16,237 Of course. 236 00:24:16,379 --> 00:24:17,971 The man must be charming, irresistible. 237 00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:19,406 So she falls in love with him. 238 00:24:19,548 --> 00:24:21,448 And he brings her back to Marshovia. 239 00:24:23,018 --> 00:24:24,349 Who are you going to send? 240 00:24:24,487 --> 00:24:26,478 Well, we're considering Count Gabrilovetch. 241 00:24:26,622 --> 00:24:27,748 Gabrilovetch? 242 00:24:27,890 --> 00:24:28,948 Now tell me. 243 00:24:29,091 --> 00:24:31,821 If you weren't married, if you weren't my wife, 244 00:24:31,961 --> 00:24:34,429 could you fall for Gabrilovetch? 245 00:24:34,563 --> 00:24:35,791 If I weren't married, 246 00:24:35,931 --> 00:24:38,593 if I have to do over again and have the choice 247 00:24:38,734 --> 00:24:42,465 between you and Gabrilovetch, frankly, I'll take you. 248 00:24:42,605 --> 00:24:45,073 That shows you how I think of Gabrilovetch. 249 00:24:47,443 --> 00:24:48,410 He's out. 250 00:24:48,544 --> 00:24:49,738 Who else have you got? 251 00:24:49,879 --> 00:24:52,040 Well, there's Gabrilovetch, Jerjosh and Mentroloski. 252 00:24:52,348 --> 00:24:53,747 I'll still take you. 253 00:24:53,883 --> 00:24:55,441 Oh, you'll have to do better than that. 254 00:24:55,584 --> 00:24:58,553 That's what I say, but the Prime Minister, 255 00:24:58,687 --> 00:25:00,587 he depends too much on his wife's judgment. 256 00:25:00,723 --> 00:25:05,490 But I say no politics at a time like this. Let the best man win. 257 00:25:05,628 --> 00:25:06,754 That's what the meeting is for. 258 00:25:06,896 --> 00:25:08,796 I'm expecting a real fight. 259 00:25:08,931 --> 00:25:12,924 Darling, do you think it will take you all night? 260 00:25:13,068 --> 00:25:16,367 And I could have married the sultan's daughter. 261 00:25:16,505 --> 00:25:17,972 Good night, dear. 262 00:26:48,464 --> 00:26:50,022 Please, I beg of you. 263 00:26:50,165 --> 00:26:52,360 Control yourself. 264 00:26:52,501 --> 00:26:53,490 And you, too. 265 00:26:53,636 --> 00:26:55,536 I never shriek, your Majesty. 266 00:26:55,671 --> 00:26:57,400 Walls have ears. 267 00:26:57,540 --> 00:26:58,939 You think your servants hide anything? 268 00:26:59,074 --> 00:27:00,302 Oh. My good name. 269 00:27:01,277 --> 00:27:03,541 Your Majesty, may I make a suggestion? 270 00:27:03,679 --> 00:27:04,646 What is it? 271 00:27:04,780 --> 00:27:06,008 Let's fool them. 272 00:27:06,148 --> 00:27:07,945 Let's make a rich conversation. 273 00:27:08,083 --> 00:27:09,573 Let's pretend to be social. 274 00:27:09,718 --> 00:27:16,282 Right. 275 00:27:16,425 --> 00:27:19,223 I'll take my hat off you, your majesty. 276 00:27:21,263 --> 00:27:23,697 We're having a good time. 277 00:27:23,832 --> 00:27:26,323 Fine. Fine. 278 00:27:26,468 --> 00:27:27,264 That's enough. 279 00:27:27,403 --> 00:27:28,734 Let's not make a big win. 280 00:27:28,871 --> 00:27:31,772 That'll settle the servant problem 281 00:28:02,037 --> 00:28:06,531 Now, let's keep this scandal between you and you and me. 282 00:28:06,675 --> 00:28:09,075 This must be kept out of history. 283 00:28:09,211 --> 00:28:11,042 Not a soul must know. 284 00:28:11,180 --> 00:28:12,977 Nobody. I swear, not a soul. 285 00:28:13,115 --> 00:28:16,676 We were planning not even to tell your majesty, isn't that right? 286 00:28:16,819 --> 00:28:18,810 That's the spirit. 287 00:28:22,091 --> 00:28:23,023 Now listen, you. 288 00:28:23,325 --> 00:28:24,758 Be careful. 289 00:28:26,228 --> 00:28:28,924 Afiring squad is too good for you. 290 00:28:29,064 --> 00:28:31,032 Tonight, you'll be taken to the mountains. 291 00:28:31,166 --> 00:28:32,997 First, your ears will be cut off. 292 00:28:52,855 --> 00:28:53,981 I'll attend to you later. 293 00:28:54,123 --> 00:28:55,454 Yes, master. 294 00:29:10,739 --> 00:29:13,469 No. No, Dolores. That's not right 295 00:29:13,609 --> 00:29:14,701 You know well enough that 296 00:29:14,843 --> 00:29:16,242 I have to go down in history as Augment the Great. 297 00:29:17,212 --> 00:29:19,339 And how do you cooperate? 298 00:29:19,481 --> 00:29:23,611 Falling in love with the Captain of the Guard. Oh. 299 00:29:23,752 --> 00:29:25,583 That's hitting below the crown. 300 00:29:25,721 --> 00:29:26,847 You're wrong, Augment. 301 00:29:26,989 --> 00:29:27,853 You're wrong. 302 00:29:27,990 --> 00:29:28,217 I didn't fall in love. 303 00:29:29,191 --> 00:29:32,354 I was defending myself and splendidly, 304 00:29:32,494 --> 00:29:33,825 but you came back too early. 305 00:29:33,962 --> 00:29:35,429 You didn't give me a chance. 306 00:29:35,564 --> 00:29:36,622 If you have return an hour later, 307 00:29:36,765 --> 00:29:40,531 you'd have found him where he belongs, outside the door. 308 00:29:40,669 --> 00:29:42,728 How does he compare with Gabrilovetch? 309 00:29:42,871 --> 00:29:45,032 No comparison, but Gabrilovetch, 310 00:29:45,174 --> 00:29:46,971 Zinchovitch together and what have you? 311 00:29:47,276 --> 00:29:54,808 Gabrilovetch and Zinchovitch, but Danilo, no, no comparison. 312 00:29:54,950 --> 00:29:55,678 Dolores. 313 00:29:55,818 --> 00:29:57,285 Yes, Augment. 314 00:29:57,419 --> 00:30:02,914 With my brains and your contacts, Marshovia can't miss. 315 00:30:20,743 --> 00:30:22,677 Afraid of me? 316 00:30:23,979 --> 00:30:25,207 Ever live in Paris? 317 00:30:25,347 --> 00:30:27,281 Oh, I spent all my holidays there, your majesty. 318 00:30:27,416 --> 00:30:29,543 Oh. So you know Paris. 319 00:30:29,685 --> 00:30:31,516 Do you want some other lass, your majesty? 320 00:30:31,653 --> 00:30:35,817 No. No. I'm a married man. 321 00:30:35,958 --> 00:30:36,617 Are you married? 322 00:30:36,759 --> 00:30:37,691 No, your majesty. 323 00:30:37,826 --> 00:30:38,918 You don't know what you're missing. 324 00:30:39,061 --> 00:30:40,790 Don't I? No, you don't. 325 00:30:40,929 --> 00:30:42,624 Your majesty, may I make a suggestion? 326 00:30:42,765 --> 00:30:43,754 Please. 327 00:30:43,899 --> 00:30:45,366 Let's drop the matter. 328 00:30:45,501 --> 00:30:48,026 Fine. Now listen, my good fellow 329 00:30:48,337 --> 00:30:49,964 You will leave tomorrow for Paris 330 00:30:50,105 --> 00:30:51,663 Oh, thank you, your majesty. 331 00:30:51,807 --> 00:30:54,742 On a secret mission that's right up your boulevard. 332 00:30:54,877 --> 00:30:56,606 Please, your majesty. 333 00:30:56,745 --> 00:30:57,769 How is your French? 334 00:30:57,913 --> 00:31:01,280 Terrific. (French) 335 00:31:02,251 --> 00:31:04,412 Not bad. What does it mean? 336 00:31:04,553 --> 00:31:06,987 Oh, I was just saying something about her majesty the Queen. 337 00:31:07,289 --> 00:31:08,017 Was it nice? 338 00:31:08,323 --> 00:31:09,449 Lovely, isn't she. 339 00:31:09,591 --> 00:31:12,492 Marvelous. 340 00:31:14,096 --> 00:31:15,393 You will leave immediately. 341 00:31:15,531 --> 00:31:16,429 Yes, your majesty. 342 00:31:16,565 --> 00:31:18,055 As soon as you arrive in Paris, 343 00:31:18,367 --> 00:31:20,767 you will report to the Marshovia embassy. 344 00:31:20,903 --> 00:31:24,566 Our ambassador, Baron Bafbaf will tell you the next move. 345 00:31:24,706 --> 00:31:30,372 Your majesty, whatever my mission will be, Marshovia, right or wrong, 346 00:31:30,512 --> 00:31:34,608 I'll never forget your face when you walk into that room. 347 00:31:34,750 --> 00:31:35,614 Did I frighten you? 348 00:31:35,751 --> 00:31:36,979 Oh. 349 00:31:39,288 --> 00:31:40,380 Goodbye, my majesty. 350 00:31:40,522 --> 00:31:41,887 Goodbye, my boy. 351 00:32:20,696 --> 00:32:21,663 What's new? 352 00:32:21,797 --> 00:32:23,697 I overheard two girls on the streetcar. 353 00:32:23,832 --> 00:32:24,958 They were talking about you. 354 00:32:25,100 --> 00:32:25,964 What did they say? 355 00:32:26,101 --> 00:32:28,035 They were telling stories about you. 356 00:32:28,337 --> 00:32:29,304 Were they funny? 357 00:32:29,438 --> 00:32:30,496 Well, they must have been. 358 00:32:30,639 --> 00:32:33,301 You see, I don't understand French but the conductor did, 359 00:32:33,442 --> 00:32:35,273 so he stop the car and throw them out. 360 00:32:36,245 --> 00:32:37,439 That's Paris. 361 00:32:37,579 --> 00:32:40,013 City of girls on their own private. 362 00:32:40,148 --> 00:32:42,275 I'm going to Maxim's. 363 00:32:42,417 --> 00:32:44,009 But aren't you going to report to the embassy, sir. 364 00:32:44,319 --> 00:32:47,311 Tomorrow morning. I'm going to Maxim's. 365 00:32:47,456 --> 00:32:48,081 But, sir. 366 00:32:48,390 --> 00:32:52,292 I'm going to Maxim's, where all the girls are queens. 367 00:32:53,262 --> 00:32:57,756 Each kiss goes on the wine list and mine is quite a fine list. 368 00:32:57,900 --> 00:33:02,564 Lolo, Dodo, Juju, Cloclo, Mango, Crucru. 369 00:33:02,704 --> 00:33:09,075 We promise to be faithful until the night is through. 370 00:33:23,458 --> 00:33:27,758 A melody of laughter, loud and many times, 371 00:33:27,896 --> 00:33:30,956 that is laugh with many times. 372 00:33:31,099 --> 00:33:33,590 My dear, my friend, my lover 373 00:33:33,735 --> 00:33:37,296 and you soon will enrapture the eye of each cavalier. 374 00:33:39,274 --> 00:33:40,070 Yes, ma'am. 375 00:33:40,375 --> 00:33:41,535 I'll be ready in a moment. 376 00:33:41,677 --> 00:33:43,702 Thank you, madam. 377 00:33:43,845 --> 00:33:45,938 Around a lei of roses, 378 00:33:46,081 --> 00:33:50,984 wine and dances, manly glances, sideway glances. 379 00:33:51,119 --> 00:33:54,611 Once again, I will... 380 00:33:54,756 --> 00:33:55,620 Gentlemen? 381 00:33:55,757 --> 00:33:56,746 Yes, madam. 382 00:33:56,892 --> 00:33:58,086 What are your plans for the evening? 383 00:33:58,393 --> 00:34:00,588 We'll go to Cait d'Pate to dine, then to the opera. 384 00:34:00,729 --> 00:34:01,787 We should get there at nine. 385 00:34:01,930 --> 00:34:03,022 Then a late supper at the Grand Hotel. 386 00:34:03,332 --> 00:34:04,765 When it's midnight and all is well, 387 00:34:04,900 --> 00:34:08,336 then we'll dance, if you're willing. 388 00:34:08,470 --> 00:34:12,065 How mad, how wild, how thrilling. 389 00:34:15,277 --> 00:34:20,340 I'm going to Maxim's, where all the girls are queens, 390 00:34:20,482 --> 00:34:22,382 Each kiss goes on the wine list and mine is quite a fine list. 391 00:34:22,517 --> 00:34:24,314 Close the window. 392 00:34:28,790 --> 00:34:30,257 Oh, why don't you... 393 00:34:37,899 --> 00:34:41,062 I'll stay on at Maxim's until the morning beams, 394 00:34:41,370 --> 00:34:44,703 when I am feeling so good be sure I'm out for no good. 395 00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:45,272 Lolo, Dodo, Juju, Cloclo, Mango, Crucru. 396 00:34:46,241 --> 00:34:48,072 Wake your young man, please do. Come on. 397 00:34:48,210 --> 00:34:51,043 Don't spare the horses and drive me to Maxim's. 398 00:34:52,214 --> 00:34:53,681 Where is he going? What did he say? 399 00:34:53,815 --> 00:34:55,544 I think he said Maxim's. 400 00:34:55,684 --> 00:34:57,345 He's going there it seems. 401 00:34:57,486 --> 00:35:01,513 I heard that's where a man can see ladies dance the can-can. 402 00:35:10,098 --> 00:35:16,594 Lolo, Dodo, Juju, or any name will do. 403 00:35:16,738 --> 00:35:22,506 True love is on a thousand and the best one goes to Maxim's. 404 00:35:34,723 --> 00:35:35,883 We can't go to Maxim's. 405 00:35:36,024 --> 00:35:37,389 Not in my wildest dream. 406 00:35:37,526 --> 00:35:40,552 There's nothing shown there and we are too unknown there. 407 00:35:40,695 --> 00:35:44,791 Lolo, Dodo, Juju, Cloclo, Mango, Crucru, 408 00:35:44,933 --> 00:35:48,664 we promise to be faithful until the night is true. 409 00:36:42,457 --> 00:36:44,049 Danilo. 410 00:36:44,359 --> 00:36:45,724 Lulu. 411 00:36:46,795 --> 00:36:48,990 Count Danilo. 412 00:36:49,131 --> 00:36:51,599 Lulu. Please. 413 00:36:57,639 --> 00:36:59,368 Did you say something? 414 00:36:59,508 --> 00:37:00,907 No. 415 00:37:01,042 --> 00:37:02,441 You better not. 416 00:37:05,881 --> 00:37:07,644 Are you looking for trouble? 417 00:37:07,782 --> 00:37:10,273 No Good. 418 00:37:13,555 --> 00:37:14,681 What if I am looking for trouble? 419 00:37:14,823 --> 00:37:15,721 Oh, shut up. 420 00:37:15,857 --> 00:37:16,687 I won't shut up. 421 00:37:16,825 --> 00:37:17,951 Go home, you old fool. 422 00:37:18,260 --> 00:37:19,386 Pig. 423 00:37:19,528 --> 00:37:20,722 Idiot. 424 00:37:25,167 --> 00:37:27,032 Stop. How dare you? 425 00:37:46,988 --> 00:37:49,479 My seconds will call on you, monsieur. 426 00:37:49,624 --> 00:37:50,921 Very well, monsieur. 427 00:38:21,356 --> 00:38:22,846 I wouldn't bother. 428 00:38:26,294 --> 00:38:28,558 Now, listen. 429 00:38:39,674 --> 00:38:40,868 Who is that old goat? 430 00:38:41,009 --> 00:38:42,567 He's some ambassador from, ah... 431 00:38:42,711 --> 00:38:44,303 You understand. 432 00:38:45,814 --> 00:38:48,783 This whole thing is a government secret of the highest importance. 433 00:38:48,917 --> 00:38:50,350 Yes, your excellency. 434 00:38:50,485 --> 00:38:51,611 Well. Tomorrow night, the embassy 435 00:38:51,753 --> 00:38:53,880 is giving a big reception in her honor. 436 00:38:54,022 --> 00:38:55,512 Does she see well off? 437 00:38:55,657 --> 00:38:56,681 No. No. No. No. 438 00:38:56,825 --> 00:38:57,985 Is she beautiful? 439 00:38:58,293 --> 00:39:02,491 She owns fifty-two percent of Marshovia so she is beautiful. 440 00:39:02,631 --> 00:39:05,657 If you like her or not, you love her. 441 00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:08,633 This is called patriotism. 442 00:39:08,770 --> 00:39:11,568 Have you ever had diplomatic relations with a woman? 443 00:39:11,706 --> 00:39:18,669 Oh, well. Anyhow, these are the plans for tomorrow night. 444 00:39:18,813 --> 00:39:20,940 Before you arrive, she must have a very dull time, 445 00:39:21,082 --> 00:39:23,346 so that you can shine by contrast 446 00:39:23,485 --> 00:39:27,945 Therefore, for the first half hour I will entertain her personally. 447 00:39:28,256 --> 00:39:29,985 After listening to me for 15 minutes, 448 00:39:30,125 --> 00:39:31,956 she will be completely bored. 449 00:39:32,093 --> 00:39:35,824 Then we dance, after five minutes dancing with me, 450 00:39:35,964 --> 00:39:37,625 widow needs fresh air. 451 00:39:37,766 --> 00:39:39,233 Exit to garden. 452 00:39:39,367 --> 00:39:42,859 Now, and now, she gets the big thrill. 453 00:39:43,004 --> 00:39:44,335 I leave her. 454 00:39:44,472 --> 00:39:45,962 She's alone in the garden. 455 00:39:46,107 --> 00:39:47,472 It'll be a moonlight night. 456 00:39:47,609 --> 00:39:48,837 I'll see to that. 457 00:39:48,977 --> 00:39:50,444 I mean, it'll look like it. 458 00:39:50,578 --> 00:39:55,311 And the next thing, you come over the garden wall. 459 00:39:55,450 --> 00:39:58,886 Danilo. Danilo. 460 00:39:59,020 --> 00:40:02,012 How are you? How are you? Oh, fine. 461 00:40:15,970 --> 00:40:17,767 Danilo. 462 00:40:17,906 --> 00:40:19,464 How are you? 463 00:40:33,221 --> 00:40:36,486 Danilo. Danilo. Danny. 464 00:40:38,393 --> 00:40:39,382 Danilo. 465 00:40:39,527 --> 00:40:41,256 Stay here or I'll kill you. 466 00:40:41,396 --> 00:40:42,863 I don't like her. 467 00:40:44,132 --> 00:40:47,033 I once have a wonderful girl. 468 00:40:47,168 --> 00:40:49,261 Girls. Girls. It's good to be back. 469 00:40:50,238 --> 00:40:53,730 Mimi, Gigi, Pipi, Fufu. 470 00:40:53,875 --> 00:40:55,775 Do you still have that frightful chauffeur? 471 00:40:55,910 --> 00:40:56,968 With all the cushions. 472 00:40:57,278 --> 00:41:00,042 Good. Juju, Dodo, Miji, 473 00:41:00,348 --> 00:41:01,508 I gained five pounds. 474 00:41:01,649 --> 00:41:02,877 They're all mine. 475 00:41:04,185 --> 00:41:05,482 And Margo. 476 00:41:05,620 --> 00:41:08,612 Margo with the same sweet dimple. 477 00:41:08,757 --> 00:41:10,281 How's your young lady? Still grouching? 478 00:41:11,259 --> 00:41:12,283 A- ha. 479 00:41:12,427 --> 00:41:14,258 And Gaches, are your garter still blue? 480 00:41:15,230 --> 00:41:16,322 Baby blue. 481 00:41:17,866 --> 00:41:20,391 Do you still cry when you love somebody? 482 00:41:24,005 --> 00:41:24,869 Did you miss me, girls? 483 00:41:25,006 --> 00:41:25,995 Yes. 484 00:41:26,307 --> 00:41:27,365 And I miss you. 485 00:41:27,509 --> 00:41:30,774 All of you, Mimi, Kiki, Fufu. 486 00:41:31,813 --> 00:41:33,644 Oh, it's great to be loved. 487 00:41:36,217 --> 00:41:37,650 Just a minute. 488 00:41:55,637 --> 00:41:58,105 Don't stand in the entrance. 489 00:41:58,239 --> 00:41:59,035 Go over to table fifteen. 490 00:41:59,340 --> 00:42:00,671 Order lots of champagne. 491 00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:07,573 Any Americans here tonight? 492 00:42:08,550 --> 00:42:10,780 I don't know. 493 00:42:10,919 --> 00:42:13,410 Peculiar, ha? 494 00:42:13,555 --> 00:42:14,613 Bother? 495 00:42:18,293 --> 00:42:21,729 Look who's here. Danilo. 496 00:42:21,863 --> 00:42:24,525 There are girls in the wild and its wet. 497 00:42:24,666 --> 00:42:27,464 There's two things that we live to regret. 498 00:42:27,602 --> 00:42:30,400 Let me dance till the restaurant's close. 499 00:42:30,538 --> 00:42:33,439 With the girls, girls, girls, girls, girls. 500 00:42:33,575 --> 00:42:36,305 Where there's wine and women and song. 501 00:42:36,444 --> 00:42:39,311 It is wrong not to do something wrong. 502 00:42:39,447 --> 00:42:42,348 When you do something wrong, you must do something right. 503 00:42:42,484 --> 00:42:44,975 And I'm doing it right tonight. 504 00:42:51,493 --> 00:42:52,551 I say. 505 00:42:55,530 --> 00:42:58,090 Oh, terrific. 506 00:42:58,233 --> 00:43:00,064 Remember, last year? 507 00:43:00,201 --> 00:43:01,429 Do I. 508 00:43:01,569 --> 00:43:02,661 Oh. 509 00:43:10,912 --> 00:43:11,640 Pretty, isn't it? 510 00:43:11,779 --> 00:43:13,337 He gave it to me. 511 00:43:24,559 --> 00:43:28,757 Not bad. Who's she? 512 00:43:28,897 --> 00:43:29,829 She's new here. 513 00:43:29,964 --> 00:43:31,795 What's your name, deary? 514 00:43:32,867 --> 00:43:34,528 Fifi. 515 00:43:34,669 --> 00:43:36,034 Well, Fifi. 516 00:43:37,272 --> 00:43:38,864 Who is he? 517 00:43:39,007 --> 00:43:43,034 Don't you know me? She doesn't know me. 518 00:43:45,380 --> 00:43:46,506 You don't know him? 519 00:43:46,648 --> 00:43:48,309 No. 520 00:43:48,449 --> 00:43:50,007 It's Danilo. 521 00:43:50,151 --> 00:43:53,643 Danilo? Wait a minute. 522 00:43:53,788 --> 00:43:56,348 Aren't you the man who gave me this bracelet? 523 00:43:56,491 --> 00:43:57,458 Oh, listen. 524 00:43:57,592 --> 00:43:59,822 If I gave you the bracelet, you'd remember it. 525 00:43:59,961 --> 00:44:02,953 And besides, he doesn't give any bracelets. 526 00:44:07,101 --> 00:44:09,331 Shall we sit down? 527 00:44:09,470 --> 00:44:12,496 Well, there's not much going on here tonight. 528 00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:17,339 You're Americans. Are you a banker? 529 00:44:17,478 --> 00:44:18,740 No. 530 00:44:20,748 --> 00:44:22,978 I was just in a mood for banker. 531 00:44:23,117 --> 00:44:24,015 You understand, don't you? 532 00:44:24,319 --> 00:44:26,446 Sure. Sure. 533 00:44:26,588 --> 00:44:27,714 I didn't mean to hurt your feeling. 534 00:44:27,855 --> 00:44:29,789 It's alright. Really. 535 00:44:35,163 --> 00:44:39,293 Not bad. Come on. 536 00:44:46,908 --> 00:44:49,775 Sit down. Waiter. 537 00:44:54,315 --> 00:44:55,043 Yes, madam. 538 00:44:55,350 --> 00:44:56,544 Lots of champagne. 539 00:44:56,684 --> 00:44:58,584 Yes, madam. 540 00:45:04,592 --> 00:45:07,425 You're the freshest Fifi I ever met. 541 00:45:07,562 --> 00:45:09,792 I am nice Fifi. 542 00:45:09,931 --> 00:45:11,728 How nice? 543 00:45:11,866 --> 00:45:13,629 Not too nice. 544 00:45:14,335 --> 00:45:17,463 Your right eye says yes and your left eye says no. 545 00:45:17,605 --> 00:45:20,506 Fifi, you're cockeyed. 546 00:45:20,642 --> 00:45:22,041 Quite right. 547 00:45:22,343 --> 00:45:25,278 For instance, at the moment, I'm looking at someone else, 548 00:45:25,413 --> 00:45:29,816 and what's more, let go of my hands. 549 00:45:30,885 --> 00:45:35,049 You're charming, fascinating, delightful. 550 00:45:35,356 --> 00:45:36,983 Stop kicking me. 551 00:45:37,291 --> 00:45:41,284 Stop pinching me. That's better. 552 00:45:42,263 --> 00:45:44,993 Now, you're behaving like a gentleman. 553 00:45:46,100 --> 00:45:47,499 Give me back my shoe. 554 00:46:30,812 --> 00:46:35,545 Girls on my table don't look at other men, you understand? 555 00:46:35,683 --> 00:46:37,708 I'm not your slave. 556 00:46:37,852 --> 00:46:40,013 After all, we're living in 1885. 557 00:46:40,154 --> 00:46:41,348 Shut up. 558 00:47:09,150 --> 00:47:10,811 Constantinople. 559 00:47:20,728 --> 00:47:21,956 Number seven. 560 00:47:25,233 --> 00:47:25,961 Where? 561 00:47:26,100 --> 00:47:28,432 To the private dining room 562 00:47:28,569 --> 00:47:31,936 Oh, no. I never go to private dining rooms. 563 00:47:32,073 --> 00:47:34,507 I don't want to act the lady but... 564 00:48:22,924 --> 00:48:24,892 May I put it down? 565 00:48:25,026 --> 00:48:26,015 Please. 566 00:49:22,884 --> 00:49:28,516 And now, Fifi, if you feel in the mood for banker, 567 00:49:28,656 --> 00:49:30,920 the door is not lock. 568 00:50:31,886 --> 00:50:33,786 What's the matter? 569 00:50:33,921 --> 00:50:36,389 Great man. 570 00:50:36,524 --> 00:50:40,654 His only mistake was he attacked too early. 571 00:50:42,496 --> 00:50:44,259 That's how I lost Waterloo. 572 00:50:44,398 --> 00:50:46,889 Oh, now, listen. I want mine to be kissing. 573 00:50:47,034 --> 00:50:48,592 I want to enjoy sometime, 574 00:50:48,736 --> 00:50:51,534 but this is absolutely demoralizing you. 575 00:50:51,672 --> 00:50:54,038 First, it's the Turk, now it's Napoleon. 576 00:50:54,342 --> 00:50:55,866 Well, I'll give you Napoleon. 577 00:50:56,010 --> 00:50:57,568 You can have him all night, 578 00:50:59,847 --> 00:51:02,372 and see if you can see his head off the second button. 579 00:51:08,522 --> 00:51:09,318 Anything wrong? 580 00:51:09,457 --> 00:51:10,788 Now it's impossible. 581 00:51:10,925 --> 00:51:14,019 I take her upstairs and just when I am about to be nice to her 582 00:51:14,328 --> 00:51:16,762 she stops to talk about another man. 583 00:51:21,335 --> 00:51:23,326 Shame on you. 584 00:51:24,572 --> 00:51:28,338 Why, the girl has no etiquette. Come on. 585 00:51:47,495 --> 00:51:49,861 Would you like to dance? 586 00:51:49,997 --> 00:51:51,521 No. 587 00:53:10,711 --> 00:53:20,552 Not a word. Have I hurt you? Yet I know. 588 00:53:20,688 --> 00:53:29,995 You have not told me, but you hold me for I know. 589 00:53:30,297 --> 00:53:36,361 Words I haven't spoken, yet I know you hear. 590 00:53:40,508 --> 00:53:48,711 Music find your heart's reply I love you, dear. 591 00:54:32,760 --> 00:54:33,988 Danilo. 592 00:54:34,128 --> 00:54:35,720 Yes, Fifi. 593 00:54:35,863 --> 00:54:37,353 Do you love me? 594 00:54:37,498 --> 00:54:39,989 Certainly. Why not? 595 00:54:41,902 --> 00:54:43,563 Oh, you don't understand. 596 00:54:43,704 --> 00:54:47,970 I mean, do you love me? 597 00:54:48,108 --> 00:54:50,303 Forever. 598 00:54:54,081 --> 00:54:56,914 How long is forever with you? 599 00:54:57,051 --> 00:54:59,884 What a funny question? 600 00:55:00,020 --> 00:55:01,783 Has nobody asked you that before? 601 00:55:01,922 --> 00:55:04,914 Oh, not at Maxim's. 602 00:55:06,260 --> 00:55:08,592 You like Maxim's girls best, don't you? 603 00:55:08,729 --> 00:55:10,526 Of course, I do. 604 00:55:10,664 --> 00:55:15,465 Where in the world can you find girls so beautiful, so charming, 605 00:55:15,603 --> 00:55:21,269 who can dance like you, girl, who can smile like you. 606 00:55:24,578 --> 00:55:27,479 Ah, you're wonderful. 607 00:55:27,615 --> 00:55:32,643 And let me tell you something, Fifi. Stay just what you are. 608 00:55:32,786 --> 00:55:36,244 Have you met a society woman? 609 00:55:36,390 --> 00:55:37,584 Never. 610 00:55:37,725 --> 00:55:40,285 Well, you haven't miss a thing. 611 00:55:41,462 --> 00:55:43,054 You don't like ladies? 612 00:55:43,364 --> 00:55:45,594 Yes. Yes, I like them. 613 00:55:45,733 --> 00:55:50,033 They are nice but they take love too seriously. 614 00:55:50,170 --> 00:55:53,662 They can't enjoy it without bothering about tomorrow. 615 00:55:53,807 --> 00:55:56,298 You mean, they're hard to get rid off. 616 00:55:57,278 --> 00:56:03,012 Right. And the silly questions they asked. Do you love me? 617 00:56:03,150 --> 00:56:07,450 And then you have to lie, yes, certainly, of course. 618 00:56:07,588 --> 00:56:12,321 And then they'll ask you again, do you really love me? 619 00:56:12,459 --> 00:56:14,324 No, really... 620 00:56:25,205 --> 00:56:28,641 Oh. Well, may I ask who you are? 621 00:56:30,044 --> 00:56:33,480 Just one of those women who ask silly questions, 622 00:56:35,983 --> 00:56:37,917 and then you have to lie. 623 00:56:42,289 --> 00:56:44,018 Do you still want me to stay? 624 00:56:44,158 --> 00:56:47,924 Oh, I wouldn't let you go for anything in the world. 625 00:56:51,632 --> 00:56:56,365 But, what if I should bother you tomorrow, 626 00:56:56,503 --> 00:57:00,803 what if I should be hard to get rid off? 627 00:57:03,844 --> 00:57:05,311 Darling... 628 00:57:06,780 --> 00:57:07,769 Is that all you can say? 629 00:57:07,915 --> 00:57:09,883 No. 630 00:57:10,017 --> 00:57:11,678 A very clear answer. 631 00:57:11,819 --> 00:57:14,014 No, Fifi. 632 00:57:14,321 --> 00:57:16,221 Fifi. That's all you really want. 633 00:57:17,191 --> 00:57:21,218 That's all women is to you. Your Fifi. You great lover. 634 00:57:22,196 --> 00:57:22,992 Oh, please. 635 00:57:23,130 --> 00:57:24,358 You don't even know what love is. 636 00:57:24,498 --> 00:57:26,557 Please. Please. Don't spoil this evening. 637 00:57:26,700 --> 00:57:29,430 Spoil this evening, oh no, I won't. 638 00:57:29,570 --> 00:57:33,006 You came here to have a great time, didn't you? 639 00:57:33,140 --> 00:57:34,437 Well, you'll have it. 640 00:57:34,575 --> 00:57:36,372 You won't be cheated. 641 00:57:40,681 --> 00:57:44,447 Kiki, Margo, Cloclo, Marsel. 642 00:57:44,585 --> 00:57:46,485 Now, listen. 643 00:57:50,124 --> 00:57:54,618 Girls, the gentleman wants to be entertained. 644 00:57:59,099 --> 00:58:01,294 Here they are. 645 00:58:01,435 --> 00:58:06,634 All your little tonight and not a tomorrow among them. 646 00:58:16,083 --> 00:58:21,453 Goodnight, deary. I deserve your scolding. 647 00:58:21,588 --> 00:58:23,852 I should have known better. 648 00:58:50,184 --> 00:58:53,449 Goodbye to you, Maxim's. 649 00:58:53,587 --> 00:58:56,647 I've got to live in dream. 650 00:58:56,957 --> 00:59:02,224 You give me what a splendid, but now the game has ended. 651 00:59:02,362 --> 00:59:08,995 I give you to Zuzu, Cloclo, Margo Crucru, but I have lost its spirit 652 00:59:14,141 --> 00:59:23,812 I leave Maxim's to you. 653 01:00:11,164 --> 01:00:18,093 I could not believe it all, but that's all widows are given. 654 01:00:18,238 --> 01:00:22,038 And if you're poor ones or the rich ones, 655 01:00:22,175 --> 01:00:26,509 we much more attractive that way. 656 01:00:26,647 --> 01:00:32,176 We are a widow, a merry widow, a merry widow, like as before. 657 01:00:47,568 --> 01:00:47,829 Where is Captain Danilo? 658 01:00:48,802 --> 01:00:51,430 He, ah... Don't lie to me. Where is he? 659 01:00:51,572 --> 01:00:53,301 He left. 660 01:00:53,440 --> 01:00:54,907 He left? 661 01:00:55,042 --> 01:00:55,838 He left. 662 01:00:55,976 --> 01:00:56,874 How long ago? 663 01:00:57,010 --> 01:00:58,068 Yesterday. 664 01:00:58,211 --> 01:01:00,179 You mean he hasn't come back since last night? 665 01:01:00,314 --> 01:01:01,212 Yes, sir. 666 01:01:01,348 --> 01:01:06,285 Oh. Oh. Oh, dear, dear. 667 01:01:06,420 --> 01:01:08,320 What am I going to do with her? 668 01:01:08,455 --> 01:01:09,422 Please, don't kill her. 669 01:01:09,556 --> 01:01:10,454 Forgive her, sir. 670 01:01:10,591 --> 01:01:11,853 I'm sure she can explain everything. 671 01:01:12,826 --> 01:01:13,520 Who? 672 01:01:13,660 --> 01:01:14,888 Your wife, sir. 673 01:01:15,028 --> 01:01:16,052 Who do you think I am? 674 01:01:16,196 --> 01:01:17,629 The husband, aren't you? 675 01:01:17,931 --> 01:01:20,399 I am the Marshovian ambassador. 676 01:01:20,534 --> 01:01:21,501 Oh. Then I must tell the truth. 677 01:01:21,635 --> 01:01:22,863 Yes, what is it? 678 01:01:23,003 --> 01:01:25,597 Captain Danilo left last night and he hasn't come back. 679 01:01:25,906 --> 01:01:28,602 Oh. What will I do? 680 01:01:28,909 --> 01:01:30,137 What will I do? 681 01:01:30,277 --> 01:01:32,609 If you don't mind, sir, I still say forgive her. 682 01:01:33,847 --> 01:01:34,643 I'm not married. 683 01:01:34,781 --> 01:01:35,645 I'm not looking for my wife. 684 01:01:35,949 --> 01:01:37,610 I'm looking for Captain Danilo. 685 01:01:37,751 --> 01:01:38,877 Where is he? 686 01:01:39,019 --> 01:01:41,613 Your excellency, you may think I'm stubborn, 687 01:01:41,755 --> 01:01:45,156 but he left last night and he hasn't come back. 688 01:01:45,292 --> 01:01:46,190 You find him. 689 01:01:46,326 --> 01:01:49,625 You go to every nightclub, every cafe, every... Here. 690 01:01:49,930 --> 01:01:51,022 Here are some addresses. 691 01:01:51,164 --> 01:01:53,155 If Captain Danilo doesn't appear immediately here in the embassy, 692 01:01:53,300 --> 01:01:54,665 he'll be court marshaled 693 01:01:54,801 --> 01:01:56,132 Oh, yes, your excellency. 694 01:01:56,269 --> 01:01:58,931 Listen. Don't you lose those addresses. 695 01:01:59,072 --> 01:02:00,403 No, your excellency. 696 01:02:50,057 --> 01:02:53,618 Captain. Captain. It's me. 697 01:02:53,927 --> 01:02:56,418 Miska, Captain. Miska. 698 01:02:56,563 --> 01:03:00,932 Yes. Your uniform. Uniform. 699 01:03:01,068 --> 01:03:04,094 Uniform for your captain. 700 01:03:05,072 --> 01:03:09,509 Embassy. 701 01:03:09,643 --> 01:03:11,634 Court marshal, captain. 702 01:03:12,546 --> 01:03:19,975 Nice, captain. Nice, captain. Nice, captain. 703 01:03:25,258 --> 01:03:27,988 He won't let me put on his uniform. 704 01:03:30,530 --> 01:03:31,997 Danilo... 705 01:03:32,132 --> 01:03:34,464 No... 706 01:03:54,154 --> 01:03:57,089 Come on, hush. 707 01:03:58,358 --> 01:03:59,382 Hush. 708 01:04:02,929 --> 01:04:06,922 No... I'm not going to make love to that widow. 709 01:04:07,067 --> 01:04:09,331 Can you imagine ordering someone to make love? 710 01:04:09,469 --> 01:04:10,367 That's the army. 711 01:04:10,504 --> 01:04:11,471 I never heard of such a thing 712 01:04:11,605 --> 01:04:13,334 and I've been with the army all my live. 713 01:04:13,473 --> 01:04:14,940 Do you have to marry her, Danilo? 714 01:04:15,075 --> 01:04:15,769 It's a secret. 715 01:04:15,909 --> 01:04:16,432 Don't tell it, Captain. 716 01:04:16,576 --> 01:04:17,838 It's a secret. 717 01:04:17,978 --> 01:04:24,941 If I don't marry her, Marshovia, Marshovia will be bankrupt. 718 01:04:25,085 --> 01:04:26,518 That's a secret, too. 719 01:04:26,653 --> 01:04:28,518 And I'm not going to tell you. 720 01:04:28,655 --> 01:04:31,123 He'll be court marshaled if he did not go. 721 01:04:31,258 --> 01:04:34,659 Fifi. Where are you, Fifi? 722 01:04:34,961 --> 01:04:36,622 If she really loves you, she'll come back, 723 01:04:36,930 --> 01:04:38,557 but she's not a lady. 724 01:04:38,698 --> 01:04:41,292 I once knew a lady who came back twice. 725 01:04:41,434 --> 01:04:44,961 Alright. Alright. I'm not going. 726 01:04:45,105 --> 01:04:46,572 He's going to be shot. 727 01:04:46,706 --> 01:04:48,105 Please tell him to go to the embassy. 728 01:04:48,241 --> 01:04:51,870 No, I won't. I won't. 729 01:04:52,012 --> 01:04:55,243 Maxim's. That's where Fifi is. 730 01:04:55,382 --> 01:04:57,907 I'm going to Maxim's and nothing can stop me. 731 01:04:58,885 --> 01:04:59,909 Yes. 732 01:05:00,053 --> 01:05:02,453 I'm going to Maxim's. 733 01:05:39,359 --> 01:05:40,087 Any news? 734 01:05:40,227 --> 01:05:41,524 No, your excellency. 735 01:05:43,129 --> 01:05:44,096 Is this him? 736 01:05:44,231 --> 01:05:47,064 No. No. No. Didn't I tell you exactly what he looks like? 737 01:05:47,200 --> 01:05:48,258 Yes, sir. 738 01:05:48,401 --> 01:05:50,995 Oh. Just a moment. Don't... 739 01:06:24,804 --> 01:06:26,897 I'm not going to make love with that widow. 740 01:06:28,642 --> 01:06:29,609 Another a cup of coffee. 741 01:06:29,743 --> 01:06:31,040 I'm perfectly sober. Drink it. 742 01:06:31,177 --> 01:06:32,644 I'm in full possession of all my sanity. 743 01:06:32,946 --> 01:06:33,708 Drink it. 744 01:06:33,813 --> 01:06:34,871 But I'm not going to make love with the widow. 745 01:06:35,015 --> 01:06:35,879 Drink that coffee. 746 01:06:36,016 --> 01:06:36,846 I'm in love with another woman. 747 01:06:37,817 --> 01:06:38,511 Who is she? 748 01:06:38,652 --> 01:06:39,448 I don't know. 749 01:06:39,586 --> 01:06:40,382 Drink that coffee. 750 01:06:40,520 --> 01:06:43,216 No. Drink that coffee. 751 01:06:43,356 --> 01:06:45,984 I'm a soldier. I'm an officer. 752 01:06:46,126 --> 01:06:47,457 My duty is to fight. 753 01:06:47,594 --> 01:06:49,892 I'm willing to die on every battlefield, 754 01:06:50,030 --> 01:06:52,658 but I'm not going to drink another cup of coffee. 755 01:06:52,799 --> 01:06:55,359 In the name of his majesty, King Augment the Second, 756 01:06:55,502 --> 01:06:56,901 Commander-in-Chief of the Army, 757 01:06:57,037 --> 01:07:00,404 High Admiral of the Navy, drink that coffee. 758 01:07:07,147 --> 01:07:11,447 Now, you stay here and face the widow. 759 01:08:05,839 --> 01:08:07,602 And now, we come to the room, madam, 760 01:08:07,907 --> 01:08:10,068 where King Augment say to Queen Dolores 761 01:08:10,210 --> 01:08:15,079 for the first time, the historic words "I love you". 762 01:08:19,719 --> 01:08:20,811 Please, madam. 763 01:08:36,302 --> 01:08:42,571 Well. What a surprise. Captain Danilo. 764 01:08:44,477 --> 01:08:48,379 Well, of all people. How did you get here? 765 01:08:48,515 --> 01:08:48,879 When did you arrive? 766 01:08:49,849 --> 01:08:55,549 Oh, yes, what a coincidence. What a coincidence. 767 01:08:55,688 --> 01:09:00,421 I thought he was in Marshovia. And yes, Captain Danilo. 768 01:09:01,327 --> 01:09:04,160 Madam Sonia, may I present my dearest friend, 769 01:09:04,297 --> 01:09:06,356 none other than Captain Danilo. 770 01:09:13,039 --> 01:09:15,633 What a pleasure, madam. 771 01:09:15,775 --> 01:09:17,333 It is? 772 01:09:17,477 --> 01:09:20,469 It's small, it's afraid. 773 01:09:20,613 --> 01:09:24,105 Meeting you is the greatest good that would happen to me. 774 01:09:24,250 --> 01:09:26,912 Madam, may I ask a favor? 775 01:09:27,987 --> 01:09:30,854 Shall I lift my veil, Captain? 776 01:09:32,158 --> 01:09:33,887 Oh, no, madam. No. 777 01:09:34,027 --> 01:09:37,827 I don't jump over the garden walls anymore. 778 01:09:37,964 --> 01:09:39,522 Since when? 779 01:09:39,666 --> 01:09:41,600 Since yesterday. 780 01:09:41,901 --> 01:09:46,838 I fell in love with a girl madly, but she disappeared. 781 01:09:47,807 --> 01:09:50,332 And you, madam, are the only one in the world 782 01:09:50,477 --> 01:09:57,007 that can help me find her. Her name is Fifi. 783 01:10:03,656 --> 01:10:07,524 Fifi is no more. You killed her. 784 01:10:11,030 --> 01:10:13,430 After she left you last night, 785 01:10:13,566 --> 01:10:16,797 she came home and committed suicide. 786 01:10:17,770 --> 01:10:21,365 She jumped into cold bath, and you'd be surprised, Captain, 787 01:10:21,508 --> 01:10:23,601 what a cold water can do. 788 01:10:37,624 --> 01:10:38,591 Just a moment. 789 01:10:40,927 --> 01:10:42,986 Another telegram to his majesty. 790 01:10:43,129 --> 01:10:46,121 Following his accurate statement of happenings. 791 01:10:46,266 --> 01:10:48,860 Copy word. Introduction performed 792 01:10:49,002 --> 01:10:51,163 Widow accused Danilo of murder 793 01:10:51,304 --> 01:10:53,204 but was willing to lift veil. 794 01:10:53,339 --> 01:10:55,569 Couldn't understand the rest of conversation as both talked 795 01:10:55,875 --> 01:10:58,605 in code, and shhhh... 796 01:10:59,846 --> 01:11:03,577 At the moment, both are standing in the garden door. 797 01:11:03,716 --> 01:11:06,617 If he could only get her into the garden, 798 01:11:06,920 --> 01:11:09,218 he whisper something in her ear. 799 01:11:09,355 --> 01:11:12,153 Apparently, something nice. 800 01:11:12,292 --> 01:11:16,058 She gets very angry in fact, she's furious. 801 01:11:16,196 --> 01:11:18,096 She opens the garden door. 802 01:11:18,231 --> 01:11:20,290 She goes into the garden. 803 01:11:20,433 --> 01:11:25,097 He follows. Victory. Victory. Victory. 804 01:11:25,238 --> 01:11:27,468 I love you, Sonia. 805 01:11:27,607 --> 01:11:29,165 Well, I noticed it last night. 806 01:11:29,309 --> 01:11:32,506 Oh, please. I'm mad about you. 807 01:11:32,645 --> 01:11:34,112 Everybody is. 808 01:11:34,247 --> 01:11:36,545 I've heard it at least a hundred times tonight, 809 01:11:36,683 --> 01:11:39,618 and everybody wants to marry me. 810 01:11:39,752 --> 01:11:42,516 There must be something wonderful about me. 811 01:11:42,655 --> 01:11:45,283 What is it that fascinate all these men? 812 01:11:45,425 --> 01:11:47,154 What can it be? 813 01:11:47,293 --> 01:11:56,395 Is it my charm, or my beauty, or do you suppose it's my position? 814 01:11:56,536 --> 01:11:59,004 You mean, your money? 815 01:11:59,138 --> 01:12:01,072 Yes. 816 01:12:02,308 --> 01:12:04,708 I don't know about the other men, but with me, 817 01:12:05,011 --> 01:12:07,502 it's strictly your money and nothing else. 818 01:12:07,647 --> 01:12:08,477 I believe you. 819 01:12:08,615 --> 01:12:11,209 I knew you would. That's why I said it. 820 01:12:11,351 --> 01:12:13,683 If you have told me last night who you were, 821 01:12:13,987 --> 01:12:18,390 if I had only know that I had in my arms the richest widow, I'll... 822 01:12:19,692 --> 01:12:23,560 What did you come to Maxim's for anyway? 823 01:12:27,033 --> 01:12:31,026 Oh, I see. Just like a man, looking for a thrill. 824 01:12:32,705 --> 01:12:34,036 Goodbye, Captain. 825 01:15:41,160 --> 01:15:42,889 A telegram to his majesty. 826 01:15:43,029 --> 01:15:44,929 Just came out of the strawberry. 827 01:15:45,064 --> 01:15:47,123 Big doings in garden. 828 01:15:47,266 --> 01:15:50,064 Overheard whole scene but could not understand a word 829 01:15:50,203 --> 01:15:52,000 because wind was against me, 830 01:15:52,138 --> 01:15:52,661 and yet... 831 01:15:52,972 --> 01:15:54,633 Telegram, your excellency. 832 01:15:58,678 --> 01:16:01,511 It's from his majesty. 833 01:16:01,647 --> 01:16:03,046 It's in code. 834 01:16:06,185 --> 01:16:08,176 Zizipoff. Get your excellency. 835 01:16:21,267 --> 01:16:22,894 The first word is Darling. 836 01:16:23,035 --> 01:16:23,831 What does it mean? 837 01:16:23,970 --> 01:16:26,234 D... 838 01:16:27,406 --> 01:16:32,241 Da... Da... Darling, 839 01:16:32,378 --> 01:16:37,645 I consider you the greatest idiot in the diplomatic service. 840 01:16:45,224 --> 01:16:48,625 What is the next word, your excellency? 841 01:16:54,333 --> 01:16:56,096 Lilac time. 842 01:16:56,235 --> 01:16:58,465 Lilac time. 843 01:17:08,047 --> 01:17:09,344 Azratevitch. 844 01:17:09,482 --> 01:17:09,880 Yes, your excellency. 845 01:17:10,850 --> 01:17:12,579 Go to my bedroom. 846 01:17:12,718 --> 01:17:15,653 In the cabinet behind his majesty's picture, 847 01:17:15,788 --> 01:17:17,881 there's a little brown bottle of poison. 848 01:17:18,024 --> 01:17:21,084 Throw it away. It's protective measure. 849 01:17:21,227 --> 01:17:22,626 Yes, your excellency. 850 01:17:30,503 --> 01:17:33,370 Read it again, slowly. 851 01:17:33,506 --> 01:17:38,637 I consider you the greatest idiot in the diplomatic service. 852 01:17:38,778 --> 01:17:40,609 A diplomat who does not know 853 01:17:40,913 --> 01:17:43,848 what is going on under his very roof is unfit 854 01:17:44,817 --> 01:17:47,547 to be under the lower name of Potpot. 855 01:17:47,687 --> 01:17:49,518 It is hard to believe that 856 01:17:49,655 --> 01:17:52,852 you are the son of the great statesman, Potpot. 857 01:17:53,826 --> 01:18:00,561 But, Potpot or no Potpot, I consider you the greatest idiot 858 01:18:00,700 --> 01:18:04,500 in the diplomatic service. Now, listen, Potpot. 859 01:18:04,637 --> 01:18:06,901 Danilo gives secret away to Maxim's girls, 860 01:18:07,873 --> 01:18:08,897 secret all over terrace. 861 01:18:09,875 --> 01:18:14,676 Local Marshovian newspapers read information by telegraph. 862 01:18:14,814 --> 01:18:18,978 Opposition paper will print story tomorrow. Speedo. 863 01:18:19,118 --> 01:18:22,884 Bring forth the marriage or everything lost. 864 01:18:23,022 --> 01:18:25,582 She must be married tonight. 865 01:18:25,891 --> 01:18:27,984 Therefore, act quickly. 866 01:18:28,127 --> 01:18:29,958 Be brilliant, be creative. 867 01:18:30,096 --> 01:18:31,393 Kill umas. Admit nothing. 868 01:18:31,530 --> 01:18:33,361 Deny everything. Avail crisis. 869 01:18:33,499 --> 01:18:35,364 Face fact. Stand fast. 870 01:18:35,501 --> 01:18:38,026 Something lost if we don't do it now. 871 01:18:38,170 --> 01:18:42,539 What are you waiting for. Augment 872 01:18:48,347 --> 01:18:50,440 You still like Maxim's girls? 873 01:18:50,583 --> 01:18:53,643 I love you and only you, darling. 874 01:18:53,786 --> 01:18:55,447 Please believe me. 875 01:18:55,588 --> 01:18:56,452 Danilo. 876 01:18:56,589 --> 01:18:59,114 Ask me anything you want. 877 01:18:59,258 --> 01:19:00,657 All my silly questions? 878 01:19:00,960 --> 01:19:04,396 Yes. About tomorrow, about all the days after tomorrow 879 01:19:04,530 --> 01:19:07,260 Ask me anything, everything. 880 01:19:07,400 --> 01:19:10,892 But please, believe me. 881 01:19:11,037 --> 01:19:16,202 I do believe you because I want to believe you. 882 01:19:17,109 --> 01:19:18,872 Ladies. Ladies and gentlemen. 883 01:19:19,011 --> 01:19:21,241 I have to honor to announce the coming marriage 884 01:19:21,380 --> 01:19:23,871 and the present engagement of the charming Marshovian lady, 885 01:19:24,016 --> 01:19:25,210 Madam Sonia, 886 01:19:25,351 --> 01:19:28,809 and our own Captain Danilo, captain of the royal guard. 887 01:19:28,954 --> 01:19:30,182 It's a love match. 888 01:19:30,322 --> 01:19:32,552 How does he know? 889 01:19:32,692 --> 01:19:35,855 How does anyone know except you and me? 890 01:19:35,995 --> 01:19:36,984 Darling. 891 01:19:37,129 --> 01:19:38,494 Captain Danilo, 892 01:19:38,631 --> 01:19:40,622 would you be good enough to come to his excellency immediately? 893 01:19:40,933 --> 01:19:42,332 Sonia. 894 01:19:42,468 --> 01:19:44,527 Yes, Danilo? 895 01:19:44,670 --> 01:19:46,831 Would you wait here for me? 896 01:19:46,972 --> 01:19:48,530 Of course. 897 01:20:00,553 --> 01:20:02,646 Your excellency, how dare you made such an announcement. 898 01:20:02,955 --> 01:20:03,580 How dare you. 899 01:20:03,889 --> 01:20:04,913 Do you know whom you're talking? 900 01:20:05,057 --> 01:20:06,922 To the biggest idiot. 901 01:20:07,059 --> 01:20:08,526 You read the telegram. 902 01:20:08,661 --> 01:20:09,628 What telegram? 903 01:20:09,929 --> 01:20:15,060 Here. Here. Read it. It's unbelievable. 904 01:20:15,201 --> 01:20:16,600 An officer giving away a government secret 905 01:20:16,902 --> 01:20:18,836 to a lot of Maxim's girls. All Paris knows this. 906 01:20:19,805 --> 01:20:21,363 Tomorrow, it'll be in all the papers. 907 01:20:21,507 --> 01:20:23,941 If the widow ever finds out that this is a conspiracy, 908 01:20:24,076 --> 01:20:25,441 that the government sends you here 909 01:20:25,578 --> 01:20:26,977 she'll call off the marriage, 910 01:20:27,113 --> 01:20:29,479 and the next thing she'll take her money out of Marshovia, 911 01:20:29,615 --> 01:20:31,310 then where will we be? 912 01:20:31,450 --> 01:20:33,213 You have to marry her tonight. 913 01:20:33,352 --> 01:20:35,547 Act quickly, be brilliant. 914 01:20:37,256 --> 01:20:40,589 Act quickly, meet crisis, deny everything, stand fast. 915 01:20:40,726 --> 01:20:41,954 Something must be done. 916 01:20:42,094 --> 01:20:45,894 Do it. Do it now. What are you waiting for? 917 01:20:46,031 --> 01:20:47,862 Your excellency. Shut up. 918 01:21:11,457 --> 01:21:13,891 Sonia, you're crying. 919 01:21:14,860 --> 01:21:18,557 I'm crying because I'm happy. 920 01:21:18,697 --> 01:21:20,631 Why shouldn't I be happy? 921 01:21:22,368 --> 01:21:23,164 Sonia. 922 01:21:23,302 --> 01:21:25,600 Yes, Danilo. 923 01:21:25,738 --> 01:21:28,673 There is something, something I must tell you. 924 01:21:28,974 --> 01:21:32,933 Please. Just a moment. 925 01:22:04,176 --> 01:22:05,404 You love me, don't you? 926 01:22:05,544 --> 01:22:07,637 Yes, I do. I do love you. 927 01:22:07,947 --> 01:22:09,938 You don't have to convince me. 928 01:22:10,082 --> 01:22:12,312 I know it, and the Maxim's girls, 929 01:22:12,451 --> 01:22:17,582 all Paris, the whole world, everybody knows you love me. 930 01:22:18,657 --> 01:22:22,286 And everybody knows why. 931 01:22:23,629 --> 01:22:27,065 Well, Captain, go ahead, I'm waiting. 932 01:22:27,199 --> 01:22:29,167 I love to hear you lie. 933 01:22:33,205 --> 01:22:37,005 Have you nothing to say to me? 934 01:22:37,142 --> 01:22:40,407 Nothing, madam, that you would believe. 935 01:22:43,182 --> 01:22:44,672 Goodbye, Captain. 936 01:22:57,363 --> 01:22:58,330 Congratulations. 937 01:22:58,464 --> 01:23:00,625 Ladies and gentlemen. 938 01:23:00,766 --> 01:23:04,202 I wish to correct a misunderstanding. 939 01:23:04,336 --> 01:23:06,395 The announcement of Madam's engagement 940 01:23:06,538 --> 01:23:09,939 has been made without Madam's knowledge or consent. 941 01:23:10,910 --> 01:23:12,434 I am speaking for Madam Sonia 942 01:23:12,578 --> 01:23:14,409 when I said Madam has never entertained 943 01:23:14,546 --> 01:23:17,481 the slightest thought of such an engagement. 944 01:23:31,664 --> 01:23:35,430 Madam, there is nothing left to be said. 945 01:23:35,567 --> 01:23:37,626 I shall make no attempt to explain. 946 01:23:37,770 --> 01:23:39,897 I know it's all over. 947 01:23:40,873 --> 01:23:43,865 There's only one thing I want to say before I go. 948 01:23:44,843 --> 01:23:48,370 I love you, Fifi. 949 01:23:50,449 --> 01:23:52,178 Now, what do you expect me to do? 950 01:23:52,318 --> 01:23:54,980 Fall in your arms? 951 01:23:55,120 --> 01:23:57,350 Marshovia has elected the right man. 952 01:23:57,489 --> 01:24:01,016 You're brilliant, Captain, too brilliant. 953 01:24:12,638 --> 01:24:13,662 Sorry, Captain. 954 01:24:13,973 --> 01:24:16,271 In the name of your majesty, you're under arrest. 955 01:24:16,408 --> 01:24:18,569 You leave for Marshovia immediately. 956 01:24:22,748 --> 01:24:25,512 Well, gentlemen, shall we dance? 957 01:24:25,651 --> 01:24:27,881 Oh, please, madam. 958 01:24:31,523 --> 01:24:34,185 Open the gate for moment, 959 01:24:34,326 --> 01:24:37,853 for gay time is in Paris and play time 960 01:24:38,831 --> 01:24:41,493 with the man of sincerity, 961 01:24:41,633 --> 01:24:45,535 and he tells you he loves you indefinitely. 962 01:24:51,110 --> 01:24:56,571 What a pretty thing to see, Paris in the spring. 963 01:25:13,999 --> 01:25:17,264 High officer, Captain Danilo. 964 01:25:17,403 --> 01:25:19,234 Widow has lost company. 965 01:25:19,371 --> 01:25:23,068 King denies heart attack. King denies heart attack. 966 01:25:23,208 --> 01:25:27,372 Yes, sir. King denies heart attack. 967 01:25:29,381 --> 01:25:32,043 Widows withdraws many from country. 968 01:25:33,452 --> 01:25:34,441 Keep the change. 969 01:25:34,586 --> 01:25:36,144 Thank you, sir. 970 01:25:36,288 --> 01:25:37,346 What are we going to do? 971 01:25:37,489 --> 01:25:37,887 If the widow doesn't change her mind, 972 01:25:38,857 --> 01:25:40,415 we can close up the country. 973 01:25:40,559 --> 01:25:41,890 Oh, Dolores, Dolores. 974 01:25:42,861 --> 01:25:44,920 Looks like exile to me. 975 01:25:48,767 --> 01:25:49,563 Revolution? 976 01:25:50,836 --> 01:25:54,431 The cannon just announced the opening of the trial. 977 01:25:54,573 --> 01:25:56,131 Thank you, Gabrilovitch. 978 01:26:01,947 --> 01:26:03,005 In the name of His majesty, 979 01:26:03,148 --> 01:26:05,582 I herewith open the trial of the State of Marshovia versus 980 01:26:05,717 --> 01:26:07,617 Captain Danilo. 981 01:26:12,591 --> 01:26:13,285 Would you be good enough 982 01:26:13,425 --> 01:26:15,950 to remove all the livestock in the court room? 983 01:26:23,669 --> 01:26:25,068 Bring in the prisoner. 984 01:26:53,465 --> 01:26:55,524 Bring in the witnesses and exhibits. 985 01:27:21,560 --> 01:27:23,118 In the name of the State, 986 01:27:23,262 --> 01:27:26,857 I accuse Captain Danilo of high treason, failing his duty. 987 01:27:26,999 --> 01:27:28,125 State is going to prove that 988 01:27:28,267 --> 01:27:32,636 this man who lives was always was a madness to Marshovia, 989 01:27:32,771 --> 01:27:35,103 with no respect for the sanctity of home, 990 01:27:35,240 --> 01:27:37,970 not even stopping on garden walls 991 01:27:39,745 --> 01:27:41,372 Exhibit Two. 992 01:27:46,385 --> 01:27:47,875 Now, generals of the jury. 993 01:27:48,020 --> 01:27:48,884 I will prove this Exhibit... 994 01:27:49,855 --> 01:27:50,913 Your honor, I object. 995 01:27:51,056 --> 01:27:53,547 I object this witness being called an Exhibit. 996 01:27:53,692 --> 01:27:54,488 She's an Exhibit. 997 01:27:54,626 --> 01:27:54,990 She's a witness. 998 01:27:55,127 --> 01:27:57,459 She is not. She is. 999 01:28:00,065 --> 01:28:01,623 Objection sustain. 1000 01:28:01,767 --> 01:28:02,961 From now on, the prosecution 1001 01:28:03,101 --> 01:28:06,559 will refer to Exhibit Number Two as Witness Number One. 1002 01:28:35,834 --> 01:28:38,826 Your honor, when I read the charges against Count Danilo, 1003 01:28:39,805 --> 01:28:41,602 I realize this case concerns me, 1004 01:28:41,740 --> 01:28:44,971 so I came here from Paris. 1005 01:28:45,110 --> 01:28:46,941 May I have the opportunity to testify? 1006 01:28:47,079 --> 01:28:50,378 The court appreciates your patriotism, Madam. 1007 01:28:51,450 --> 01:28:53,042 Please, Madam. 1008 01:28:59,391 --> 01:29:02,383 Madam, will you tell the generals of the jury, 1009 01:29:02,527 --> 01:29:04,620 in your own charming way, 1010 01:29:04,763 --> 01:29:06,492 everything you knew about this case. 1011 01:29:10,302 --> 01:29:12,133 As I understand it, 1012 01:29:12,271 --> 01:29:15,502 you are charging the defendant for neglecting his duty 1013 01:29:15,641 --> 01:29:18,872 and being a traitor to his country 1014 01:29:19,011 --> 01:29:24,142 Your honor, you are accusing an innocent man. 1015 01:29:28,954 --> 01:29:33,323 He did everything in his power to be true to Marshovia, 1016 01:29:33,458 --> 01:29:36,120 and betrayed me. 1017 01:29:36,261 --> 01:29:37,819 Don't put him in jail. 1018 01:29:37,963 --> 01:29:41,057 Give him a medal, a monument, set him as an example. 1019 01:29:41,199 --> 01:29:46,000 A Marshovian patriot who stopped at nothing. 1020 01:29:50,242 --> 01:29:52,369 He did do his duty. 1021 01:29:52,511 --> 01:29:55,173 He used every strategy, every trick. 1022 01:29:55,314 --> 01:29:57,839 He lied, he deceive me, 1023 01:29:57,983 --> 01:30:01,919 he played with emotions, romance, 1024 01:30:03,388 --> 01:30:07,848 he was willing to break a woman's heart just to proceed 1025 01:30:07,993 --> 01:30:09,893 what he is instructed. 1026 01:30:11,296 --> 01:30:15,323 Your honor, may I be permitted to cross-examine the witness? 1027 01:30:15,467 --> 01:30:16,866 Granted. 1028 01:30:22,407 --> 01:30:24,568 Witness is yours. 1029 01:30:33,785 --> 01:30:35,116 So I lied to you. 1030 01:30:35,253 --> 01:30:36,185 Yes. 1031 01:30:36,321 --> 01:30:37,549 I was playing you games. 1032 01:30:37,689 --> 01:30:38,849 Nothing else. 1033 01:30:38,990 --> 01:30:39,581 When I danced with you, 1034 01:30:39,891 --> 01:30:40,823 I was only thinking of your millions. 1035 01:30:41,793 --> 01:30:43,021 And when you took me in your arms 1036 01:30:43,161 --> 01:30:44,253 I was following instructions. 1037 01:30:44,396 --> 01:30:46,159 Yes. 1038 01:30:48,233 --> 01:30:50,929 And when I kissed you. 1039 01:30:53,105 --> 01:30:56,097 That's was the biggest lie of all 1040 01:30:59,010 --> 01:31:00,568 That's all I want to know. 1041 01:31:03,181 --> 01:31:04,512 I'm guilty. 1042 01:31:05,317 --> 01:31:08,844 Guilty of treason, failing in duty, of everything you want. 1043 01:31:08,987 --> 01:31:14,050 But most of all, I'm guilty of being your fool. 1044 01:31:14,192 --> 01:31:20,995 Once in my life, I lost both my heart and my head. 1045 01:31:21,133 --> 01:31:25,570 Therefore, I should be punished without mercy. 1046 01:31:25,704 --> 01:31:31,040 Let my fate be a warning to every men, any man, 1047 01:31:31,176 --> 01:31:35,010 who can dance through life with hundreds of women, 1048 01:31:35,147 --> 01:31:40,642 and is willing to walk through life with one, should be hanged. 1049 01:32:12,984 --> 01:32:13,643 The widow. 1050 01:32:14,886 --> 01:32:15,944 Something must have happened to the widow. 1051 01:32:16,087 --> 01:32:17,111 What? What? What? 1052 01:32:17,255 --> 01:32:20,019 She wants to go to jail because of Captain Danilo. 1053 01:32:21,126 --> 01:32:22,855 I think... Quiet. 1054 01:32:27,499 --> 01:32:28,659 Racheski, Gabrico. 1055 01:32:28,967 --> 01:32:29,956 Yes, your majesty. 1056 01:32:30,101 --> 01:32:31,068 My horse. 1057 01:32:31,203 --> 01:32:32,568 Yes, your majesty. 1058 01:32:41,246 --> 01:32:43,146 Now, are you a friend of the captain, madam? 1059 01:32:43,281 --> 01:32:44,213 Not exactly. 1060 01:32:44,349 --> 01:32:45,145 A relative? 1061 01:32:45,283 --> 01:32:46,113 No. 1062 01:32:46,251 --> 01:32:47,616 But you knew him before, didn't you? 1063 01:32:47,919 --> 01:32:48,681 Oh, yes. 1064 01:32:48,987 --> 01:32:51,353 Well, you wouldn't recognize him now. 1065 01:32:51,490 --> 01:32:53,583 He's a changed man. 1066 01:32:53,725 --> 01:32:57,320 Did you hear the story about the warden's daughter? 1067 01:32:57,462 --> 01:32:58,326 No. 1068 01:32:58,463 --> 01:33:01,398 Well, last night, the warden's daughter 1069 01:33:01,533 --> 01:33:05,128 brought his supper personally into his cell. 1070 01:33:05,270 --> 01:33:06,237 And what happened. 1071 01:33:06,371 --> 01:33:07,497 Nothing. 1072 01:33:07,639 --> 01:33:09,630 I'm telling you, he's a changed man. 1073 01:33:09,941 --> 01:33:11,431 But here we are. 1074 01:33:19,784 --> 01:33:22,184 But, he isn't here. 1075 01:33:22,320 --> 01:33:24,117 It looks that way. 1076 01:33:24,256 --> 01:33:25,484 Don't worry about that. 1077 01:33:25,624 --> 01:33:27,251 He always come back. 1078 01:33:27,392 --> 01:33:29,053 Just make yourself comfortable. 1079 01:33:37,969 --> 01:33:39,266 Danilo. 1080 01:33:41,306 --> 01:33:42,102 He's not here. 1081 01:33:42,240 --> 01:33:44,037 When do you expect him back? 1082 01:33:44,175 --> 01:33:45,073 I don't know. 1083 01:33:45,210 --> 01:33:46,006 Well, anyway, tell him 1084 01:33:46,144 --> 01:33:48,305 there's a big party going on in the women's ward. 1085 01:34:01,927 --> 01:34:06,159 I'm sorry. I was chased by a mouse. 1086 01:34:06,298 --> 01:34:09,392 From your estate all the way here to the prison. 1087 01:34:09,534 --> 01:34:11,695 What a mouse. 1088 01:34:12,003 --> 01:34:12,970 You don't think I came here 1089 01:34:13,104 --> 01:34:15,163 To see me? No. 1090 01:34:15,307 --> 01:34:18,640 Yes, I came to see you and to leave with you one message. 1091 01:34:18,777 --> 01:34:21,905 Tonight, there's a party going on in women's ward. Goodbye. 1092 01:34:35,660 --> 01:34:38,527 Your majesty, not even Napoleon could have thought of this. 1093 01:34:38,663 --> 01:34:40,062 Thank you. 1094 01:34:43,234 --> 01:34:44,963 The plan can't fail. 1095 01:34:45,103 --> 01:34:47,970 They can't get out, that's what they're in for. 1096 01:34:48,106 --> 01:34:50,006 Now, put ourselves in their place. 1097 01:34:50,141 --> 01:34:53,235 We both have a quarrel and now we're locked in. 1098 01:34:53,378 --> 01:34:55,346 At first, we don't talk at all, 1099 01:34:55,480 --> 01:34:56,913 then I'll tell you what I think of you, and then you tell me 1100 01:34:57,882 --> 01:34:59,179 what you think of me. 1101 01:34:59,317 --> 01:35:01,649 Oh, no, your majesty. I wouldn't dare. 1102 01:35:01,953 --> 01:35:04,285 That's right. 1103 01:35:06,891 --> 01:35:08,688 Well anyhow, we're in the cell. 1104 01:35:08,994 --> 01:35:12,259 We can't quarrel all night and as time passes, 1105 01:35:12,397 --> 01:35:16,458 I begin to realize that after all you're a woman. 1106 01:35:16,601 --> 01:35:19,331 And above all, I begin to realize you're a man. 1107 01:35:19,471 --> 01:35:23,430 Right. And still more, you're a gorgeous woman. 1108 01:35:23,575 --> 01:35:24,542 And as for me, 1109 01:35:24,676 --> 01:35:27,372 You're wonderful, your majesty. 1110 01:35:27,512 --> 01:35:28,638 Thank you. 1111 01:35:33,084 --> 01:35:34,483 That's Marshovia. 1112 01:35:34,619 --> 01:35:37,110 The minute you go to party, and people can't get out. 1113 01:35:37,255 --> 01:35:38,483 Oh, you're not so innocent. 1114 01:35:38,623 --> 01:35:39,612 What? You did the whole thing. 1115 01:35:39,924 --> 01:35:40,652 Did what? 1116 01:35:40,792 --> 01:35:42,885 You bribed the jailer to lock you here with me. 1117 01:35:48,299 --> 01:35:51,393 I have to apologize, you didn't bribe the jailer. 1118 01:35:51,536 --> 01:35:52,400 It's a conspiracy. 1119 01:35:52,537 --> 01:35:54,402 Against both of us. 1120 01:35:54,539 --> 01:35:55,597 They want us to fall for each other. 1121 01:35:55,740 --> 01:35:57,071 We are threat. 1122 01:35:57,208 --> 01:35:59,972 Oh. But this is terrible. 1123 01:36:00,111 --> 01:36:01,135 What are we doing to do? 1124 01:36:01,279 --> 01:36:04,112 Oh, now, darling. You can't cry. 1125 01:36:04,249 --> 01:36:05,477 I beg your pardon. Let's calm down 1126 01:36:05,617 --> 01:36:08,518 Let's keep cool. I have it. 1127 01:36:08,653 --> 01:36:11,645 Let's fool them. Let's fall for each other. 1128 01:36:11,790 --> 01:36:12,916 That should be easy. 1129 01:36:13,058 --> 01:36:14,992 Really? Why should two people who hate each other 1130 01:36:15,126 --> 01:36:15,649 Love each other. 1131 01:36:15,960 --> 01:36:17,894 Right. Why then? Let's not do it. 1132 01:36:18,029 --> 01:36:19,496 We won't. 1133 01:36:19,631 --> 01:36:20,928 Let's drink to that. 1134 01:36:38,383 --> 01:36:41,875 May our hearts remain as cold as the champagne. 1135 01:36:47,826 --> 01:36:49,555 Could be a little bit cooler. 1136 01:37:55,193 --> 01:37:56,421 Oh, please. 1137 01:37:58,062 --> 01:38:01,156 Any man who can dance through life with a hundred women 1138 01:38:01,299 --> 01:38:08,068 And is willing to walk through life with one should be married. 1139 01:38:12,510 --> 01:38:15,138 Captain Danilo, do you take... 1140 01:38:15,280 --> 01:38:17,874 Yes, certainly. 1141 01:38:18,016 --> 01:38:19,506 Of course. 1142 01:38:21,219 --> 01:38:23,653 The End 1143 01:38:24,305 --> 01:38:30,689 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from OpenSubtitles.org